Fucker Thompson: dating investigations

Are you tired of dating sites, where any woman better than 3/5 becomes a is a cheater? It begins to seem that if a chick sometimes washes her head she is already half a whore? On the dating sites so it is, bro. There are even such sites where a woman shoots a video in which she shows all her abilities...

August 2017
58. Flexy-sexy in office

Again, we are pleased with a yoga lover, and now she is also the owner of an ancient artifact from Mexico. I'll tell you a secret, she's that shit. Regularly enjoys the dominant sexual power of one charming pensioner and at the same time promises to bring flowers to the gravestone when he dies.

58. Flexy-sexy in office
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57. Facepalm

And why is old Fucker cocksucks everyone. Well, in this case there are two reasons: 1. Wishlist on one and a half pages, 2. Well, it really sometimes seems that she has lost something inside herself and at first tries to get something out of it. And when she does not get it, she decides to just push it deeper with help of vibrator.

57. Facepalm
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56. Almost Hardcore Henry

I certainly understand that when a girl shoots such a video, the camera does not fly around the room on a quadrocopter. But here this fact stubbornly declares itself a sudden appearance in the frame of a huge male palm. And at the most unsuitable moment. One might think that this is like a first-person movie, but there is also a problem here. I, for example, at that moment had a dick in one hand and a chicken leg in another. So the third hand here is not at all helpful .... Like a fucking bird's bone sticking out now from the screen of my laptop.

56. Almost Hardcore Henry
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55. Flexy-sexy

Well, at last someone has pleased old Fucker ... The pretty girl + as a gift she wants a rug for yoga. And he writes that the vintage will please her even more than a plastic remake. And I have a gift from Don Juan made of the wool of some mystical gophers.

55. Flexy-sexy
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54. Follow the white rabbit

In general, the white rabbit is clearly trying to get rid of all these chicken with their LV and Cartier. And with sadness he looks back at us, at the audience, as if asking the question: do you want to stay here?

54. Follow the white rabbit
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53. Just a chick

Well somehow absolutely all is banal both the person and a figure and Loui Vuitton. In short, it's better just to sleep.

53. Just a chick
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52. I do not look down on women

But some bastard who put the camera in the shower of the hotel is even looking. Well, looked before. Until he broke his legs with help of hands. And hands remained unbroken to be able to give me a pair of flash drives with his small collection.

52. I do not look down on women
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51. Summer inside

And again Natasha from Ukraine, wants a gift, but now it's only a joint candlelight dinner. And among the restaurants to choose from, my favorite is in second place. Actually, I am here now and she is on her way. This is much more pleasing to my sensitive heart than god damn Loui Vuitton.

51. Summer inside
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50. Vintage #8 (VHS)

Well, everything here is so nice that I even can't stop looking at it. As a gift, the beauty asked for a bouquet of flowers. But her face seems familiar to me. I think that after all the career of a porn actress was more attractive than any useless bouquets.

50. Vintage #8 (VHS)
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49. Great wool

Super beauty (in fact, no). As a gift, she wants not much more, but fur. Though not a fur coat, but a jacket, but for $ 900. In general, she does not need a fur coat. Her own fur is in
excess.

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48. Vintage #7 (VHS)

Another video from the bottom of the old chest. Here also quality hints at the fact that this is a real antiques. But all the same, the pleasure of viewing is guaranteed.

48. Vintage #7 (VHS)
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47. Masturbation as the role of the life

In this application you can clearly see the traces of visiting acting courses. As a gift, she wants some cosmetics for $ 120. In general, a good girl, but not in my taste.

47. Masturbation as the role of the life
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46. Athletic girl wants a new bike

Excellent sporty chick. But the bike she wants costs $ 2500. Looking at it in the catalog I realized that I want him more than her. Although this is a difficult choice.

46. Athletic girl wants a new bike
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45. Vintage again (VHS)

Grandfather's chest continues to please us with excellent videos. This time there is a super hot chick. If the video was fresh, I would definitely get acquainted. But I guess it is impossible. So many years have passed that she must be already dead from old age.

45. Vintage again (VHS)
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44. Boobs, just boobs

She's the dream of any dumbass. On its background, almost anyone will look like an intellectual. As a gift, I want a huge TV set for $ 600 (I'm curious how she will take it from her date?). Well, imitation of excitement, more like a simulation of a stroke.

44. Boobs, just boobs
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43. Small tits = great stamina

And again I got a video from an Asian hockey fan. Judging by our last meeting, two things will soon happen: I will again be on the ice arena and again I will break the record for fucking in my age category.

43. Small tits = great stamina
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42. Lovly retro porn (VHS)

And again a video from the grandfather's chest. Words are powerless here. If you want to know what Little Fucker felt when he first came to a prostitute at a young age, then look and be impressed.

42. Lovly retro porn (VHS)
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41. HQ boobs

And again a video from the grandfather's chest. Words are powerless here. If you want to know what Little Facker felt when he first came to a prostitute at a young age, then look and be impressed.

41. HQ boobs
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40. A casting to the whorehouse

Well, it's just a provocation. She wants a dog collar with diamonds ($ 1,700) for her Musya. Judging by the size of the collar, Musya is not a dog, but an overgrown rat. It seems that Musya infected her owner with fleas, which led to insanity, because $ 1,700 for meeteng with such a girl will agree to spend only ... eeee .... no one.

40. A casting to the whorehouse
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39. True blonde on VHS

And again, hello from the dusty cellar. This video can be enjoyed just for itself. What does it matter what she wanted there as a gift in her XXth century. But the accent, manners and slight hindrances - it's just a pleasure.

39. True blonde on VHS
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38. I love hot asians

Chick wants tickets for hockey for $ 120. This is luck! Asians always remind me of the times of Nixon, all anti-war actions and hippies. Orange juice was more tasty then and did not disable me so quickly. Well a hockey match together with pretty asian - it's cool just by itself.

38. I love hot asians
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37. Just a blonde

Well, a very trivial case. Blonde. Handbag. Vibrator. For fans of all the standard ... And why does this fucking IKEA table is in my room? (The table flies out of the window)

37. Just a blonde
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36. Another VHS cassette

This is a real old school. Everything is filmed in the form of interviews and no "toys." What she wants there we probably will never know, since the mice ate half the tape.

36.  Another VHS cassette
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35. Masturbation examination

Super girl! As a gift she wants a sewing machine. One step to a to a perfection. She could have ordered a food processor or a frying pan and would have definitely have a jackpot. But voices behind the scenes make me nervous... Whether there is a lot of people or it's time to finish with too concentrated orange juice ;)

35. Masturbation examination
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34. Fresh air, ecological food and healthy chick

Well, what can I say, the chick wants a car on the first date as a gift ... And specified a color only. I'll soon clean up my cellar from the trash and my balls from the bullets...

34. Fresh air, ecological food and healthy chick
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33. Large caliber

That's right what I want! As a gift she wants a gym subscription. And she is absolutely compatible with my caliber! Usually they see guys armed with a toothpicks and then their eyes are above the eyebrows a whole inch :)

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32. Jump to my bed, sweetie!

The girl is like straight from Ferrari stables (except for hair pimp tuning with bituminous varnish). She obviously does not know English. As a gift, she wants "beads" for $50 ... A purely made-for-bed person with excellent skin and no inbed conversations.
Perhaps I'll buy these beads for $300 for her... I'll feel like Hugh Hefner, it's inexpensive

32. Jump to my bed, sweetie!
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31. Back in future again

Well, here's another cassette from the old box was digitized. VHS with British color and warm tube video. I'll have to look through the bins. May be I will find more of grandpa's porno, on celluloid

31. Back in future again
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30. You woke up in someone else's body? Don't show your confusion

As a gift she wants a banal handbag for $120, but this is not the main thing. She obviously lent someone else's body somehow for filming. And it even excites in its own way: a normal mature babe finds boobs on her chest and this happened to her for the first time as we see. And then the chapter continues ... And gradually everything normalizes but you still can not hide the surprise

30. You woke up in someone else's body? Don't show your confusion
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29. Jerk off for food

As a gift Miss Boredom wants a restaurant visit. It seem that it's her way to be well-fed. She can't earn muсh with such a bad performance ...

29. Jerk off for food
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